Posts tagged Reviews
Alice in Wonderland
Mar 10th
Alright, so I got a bit lazy when it came to writing this review. I went to check the movie out for opening night. Yes, at 12:01 on a Thursday. It’s now Wednesday, and I honestly don’t really feel like writing it. How do you write a review about a mediocre movie that was as mediocre as you thought it was going to be? I guess we’re about to find out. Hit the jump for the entire review. Some spoilers ahead. More >
Avatar Review
Feb 22nd
Where to begin? Alright, so I saw this movie twice. Yes twice in IMAX 3D. Not because I loved the plot, and the love story, or the lesson for mankind about damaging the environment or any of that other hippie bullshit. I went twice because it was visually AMAZING. You might be asking why I would do a review on a movie that’s been out for months. It’s because I can. Now hit the jump for the rest of the article. More >
Star Wars 70min Review
Feb 19th
Now, I know this thing is pretty old. But honestly, I didn’t think I was ever going to watch it. I mean, shit, a movie review that’s almost as long as a full feature film? Sounds nuts, but it was totally worth it. Now, while I find the guy’s voice terribly annoying, it didn’t matter. I was too busy laughing my ass off at all the points he was making. Sure, I’ve always hated the new episodes. Something that my 501st friends might get a bit pissed about me saying, but they seriously suck. I remember skipping school just to go check out the release of this movie. Although I didn’t notice quite as much bullshit as this guy did, I knew it was terrible. I guess I just didn’t know how much. For your viewing pleasure, I’ve included all the episodes on this series in this post. Hit the jump to check ‘em out.
Tuscan Milk
Feb 18th
Delicious!
Oh, Tuscan Milk. Nectar of the Gods. Said to be drawn straight from the udders of Zeus’ finest cow. It’s healing properties are miraculous. Leprosy? Cured. Mental retardation? Cured. Non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma? You’re fine! The folks at Amazon have stumbled across a stash of the finest milk available. The properties of this milk are so amazing that it actually received a review from someone who as well all know has been dead for a quite some time. That’s right, it even cures death. Hit the jump for more. More >