Reviews
Alice in Wonderland
Mar 10th
Alright, so I got a bit lazy when it came to writing this review. I went to check the movie out for opening night. Yes, at 12:01 on a Thursday. It’s now Wednesday, and I honestly don’t really feel like writing it. How do you write a review about a mediocre movie that was as mediocre as you thought it was going to be? I guess we’re about to find out. Hit the jump for the entire review. Some spoilers ahead. More >
Star Wars 70min Review
Feb 19th
Now, I know this thing is pretty old. But honestly, I didn’t think I was ever going to watch it. I mean, shit, a movie review that’s almost as long as a full feature film? Sounds nuts, but it was totally worth it. Now, while I find the guy’s voice terribly annoying, it didn’t matter. I was too busy laughing my ass off at all the points he was making. Sure, I’ve always hated the new episodes. Something that my 501st friends might get a bit pissed about me saying, but they seriously suck. I remember skipping school just to go check out the release of this movie. Although I didn’t notice quite as much bullshit as this guy did, I knew it was terrible. I guess I just didn’t know how much. For your viewing pleasure, I’ve included all the episodes on this series in this post. Hit the jump to check ‘em out.